Brennig Jones (and friends)

An email flutters electronically up to the monitor:

Dear Brennig Jones,

Re: ‘Crossing The Line’

A pleasant day.

I’m Sheryl Davis, a Marketing Specialist of xxxxx.com

Our company is very interested in promoting your book online. We will give you 100 percent online exposure that will serve as one of your foundation in all your book marketing.

If you are interested, please provide me the best way to contact you or give me a call at 1 877 207-xxxx ext 333 or you may simply reply with this email. I’d be grateful to give you more information about this.

Hope to hear from you soon.

Ah, I love people offering to do things for me for nothing. But wait, on more considered thinking can this nice young lady actually be meaning that I have to pay her for the privilege of her and her team marketing a novel I wrote in 2005?

No, surely not.

In other news, an old friend emailed me this link that brought a welcome smile to my face.

Not me in the photo, obv.