I fucking love Malcolm Tucker.
Not in a boy way.
I just fucking love how fucking articulate he is.
Yes I know he’s fucking not a fucking real fucking person.
But neverthefuckingless his deft touch with the English fucking language has had a fucking profound effect on many of us fuckers.
And when I fucking saw this I had to fucking share the link.
I just fucking wish I was as instantaneously fucking articulate.
The best I can manage is something along the lines of Grade Two Tourettes (elementary level).