We have had a short break.
Cornwall being about as ‘dahn sarf’ as it is possible to get in this highly entertaining country of ours.
Newquay was hot.
Not in a sexy way.
I got sunburn.
Also not in a sexy way.
Sainsbury’s, dahn sarf, sells a distinctive range of clothing
We ate at the local chippy
We saw some penguins having sexy time
And we saw the sun setting on the British Empire
This was the view from the hotel bar
It was a nice little battery charger.