The Mummy (2017)

Sam spent £9.99 so we could watch a decent Saturday night film.

Unfortunately this Tom Cruise vehicle isn’t it.

This version of The Mummy takes the enjoyable Brendan Fraser film of the same name out for a ride to the dark, dismal and dirty place, in film industry land, where part-formed ideas of awful films live.

And left it dumped there.

The Mummy is a shockingly bad film.

Someone, no, several someones in the US film industry, thought this was a great film to make.

Every single one of those someones was wrong.

The Mummy (2017) is a film of rambling, shambling, idiocy, from a collective of skilled Hollywood professionals.

Top people in the film industry were paid really well, with real money, to make this happen…

I have no words.

Don’t pay to see this rubbish.

In fact, even if it’s free, don’t see it.

You’ll only encourage them.

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5 Responses to The Mummy (2017)

  1. Masher says:

    Thanks. Think I’ll wait till it’s in the bargain bin for 3 quid at Sainsbury’s.

  2. Frances says:

    Hello Brennig…..sorry to hijack your blog, but do you know why I can’t get Masher’s blog anymore? When I click on the name in my “Favourites “I just get a blank page, albeit with ” Masher.TV” at the top! I remembered you as a commenter and seems that the Masher is still alive and kicking anyway!! ( re comment on this post!)

    • Brennig says:

      Hi Frances. Thanks for getting in touch. Masher’s blog looks to be temporarily offline due to a plugin conflict (or similar). I’ve dropped Masher a line to let him know, in case he isn’t aware. He’ll be back in all his glory pretty soon, I’m sure.

  3. Frances says:

    Thanks Mr Jones. I thought that you know him quite well and could get in touch !