We are watching Game of Thrones (or GoT as we cognoscenti call it).
Well yes, we’re only on S1 E4, but that’s hardly the point.
It’s all gone a bit Pete Tong.
Sean Bean has a big book to read, his wife is on a walkabout and has just accused a dwarf of plotting to kill her son (I don’t think he did, I believe he has been framed), the lad with the broken back dreamed about a three-eyed crow, Daenerys Targaryen has just beaten up her brother (who we all hope will come to a very sticky end very soon), and everyone else seems to be shagging in the whorehouse down the road.
Frankly it’s all a bit too much.
I can’t even remember the names of half the cast of characters.
I’m sure at some stage or other it will all start to coalesce, and make perfect sense.
It just hasn’t started to yet.
Is it me?