Last night I needed to put something on top of the Welsh Dresser (Boyo) and something got in the way.
I had a rummage around and found, on its side, an unopened pot of Pot Noodle. King Sized.
When I was single I used to
eat a lot of regularly eat Pot Noodleses.
The expiry date for this King Amongst Snacks is April 2018.
I’m tempted to eat it now, but a part of my brain says I should wait two ore months, so I can eat it exactly two years past its expiry date.
It’ll be an interesting biological experiment. I mean it’s only freeze-dried food so it isn’t going to have any latent germs. I’m only going to add boiling water to it and, when it has cooled, inhale it.
Nothing could go wrong, right?