This might be badly constructed because it’s a rant driven by anger and because I’m angry I’m not going to be terribly nice.
See how much I just don’t care?
That’s a sign of anger that is.
This post might also contain swear words but hopefully I’ll have the presence of mind to edit those out before I press the ‘submit’ button.
The time is 01.50 (or ten minutes to two in the morning if you prefer).
I’m awake due entirely to the unbelievable thoughtlessness of our stupidly dim neighbours.
They have a dog, our neighbours.
It’s a kind of Basset Hound.
Her name is Millie and she’s eight years old (but if she was within reach of my hands right now the odds on her seeing her ninth birthday would be remarkably slight).
Millie howls when she’s left alone.
I’ve been upstairs in bed trying to sleep since 00.15 (quarter past midnight).
Entirely, conclusively and demonstrably unsuccessfully.
What selfish b*st*rds my neighbours are.
They know their bl**dy dog howls when she’s left alone.
They know because it’s been mentioned to them.
And now they’ve gone out for who-the-hell-knows how long and left their bl**dy howling b*st*rd of a f*ck*ng c*ck-s*cking bitch of a f*ck*ng dog alone in their house to howl all f*ck*ng night.
I really don’t care if they’ve gone to hospital because she’s having a baby.
That makes it worse in my view!
They didn’t see this coming?
They haven’t had at least six months toÂ think out a dog care arrangement?
They really didn’t?
Well how stupid are they?
It’s inconsiderate b*st*rds like this who give the rest of humanity a bad press.
I want to ring the police and report the dog for disturbing the peace.
And then I want to ring the RSPCA and report the owners for neglect.
THIS IS F*CK*NG UNACCEPTABLE.