Not sinning today

Yesterday’s slip in to the fiery pit of hellfirefood could only have been drug-related. It was the sun (or something in it). The serotonin or keratin or paraffin or whatever.

How else can you explain today?

Because today I am in the office in Southwark where, less than 86 paces from the front door of the building, is a Pie and Mash shop.

I have walked past this Temptress of Food twice four times today and succumbed not a single time.

So I think all the gasps and finger-pointing that I was subjected to yesterday should be withdrawn.

Immediately.

Or this plate of Mash and Liquor gets it.

Bwahahahaha!

(only joking! i really haven’t been in there)

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3 Responses to Not sinning today

  1. LizSara says:

    you can only go there if you dress as a pearly queen

  2. Sally says:

    I’ve never had Pie ‘n’ Mash Shop pie ‘n’ mash. Is it nice?

  3. Masher says:

    Pie, mash and liquor = nectar