To the driver of Ford Focus registration number: VK07 DKV
Please be advised thatÂ your Ford Focus has special features that include:
Indicators that enable you toÂ communicate your sudden and unexpected changes of direction to your fellow road users
Lights, to enable other road users to see you when it is foggy, and
A steering wheel which, if you turn it anti-clockwise, will direct your car to the left-hand lane.
The correct and continued use of these functional devices will ensure that the rest of the road-using public don’t think you’re a complete and utter tosser.