Is that Worcestershire county council?
Good, I want to make a complaint.
Yes, I’ll wait, if I have to.
I want to complain.
It’s about the lorries.
Yes lorries, the big ones, the HGVs.
They’re blocking the layby.
Well when I say the layby I mean they’re blocking every single layby.
I was out in my car last night and in the 12 miles between here and Worcester there were fourteen – FOURTEEN – extra-large HGV articulated lorries parked up, all of them blocking the laybys for us normal motorists.
And on the return trip two hours later do you know how many i saw?
Yes, again. The same fourteen.
What on earth is going on?
Laybys used to be where one could pull over and have a breather for a few minutes.
But these days one can’t even get in the laybys – they’re full with HGVs while the lorry drivers get their eight or nine hours sleep!
When did this change happen?
Did someone consult us?
How on earth is one supposed to get out for a drive, pull in to a layby and give some random 35-year-old housewife a good fucking up the arse while her husband stands outside the car having a wank, that’s what I want to know?
We pay our taxes you know.
I say Emily, the bastard’s hung up!