I fell in to a vacant seat on the tube, fiddled with my laptop case and then looked about me.
Wished I hadn’t.
Sitting opposite was a vision in super-bright yellowness.
I mean Oh My God!
She was just so yesterday.
The Barbie Beach Girl.
Yellow sandals (but they did look like nice shoes), super-bright canary yellow dress – trimmed with white around her extremely ample cleavage.
A tiny way-too-spangly silver bolero cardigan-type top, huuuuuge sunglasses (also bright yellow).
And lots of really bad blonde hair with a massive dark area on top where her roots were coming through.
Oh yeah, and finger- and toe-nails painted silver to almost match the funny little bolero top.
At that time of day sitting on a tube in Brixton she looked a little…
Out of place.