A slogan isn’t just for Christmas

T-shirted (and polo-shirted!) slogans.

Last Wednesday the waitress in the Deli had a message for everyone.

“A good girl is just a bad girl who hasn’t been caught…”

Guaranteed to get every male (and those females who may be interested) looking at her chest.

But while I was waiting for The Lovely S in the heart of London’s Glittering Theatreland last week I saw the scariest of scary T-shirt slogans.

“Eat, Drink, Pray.”

I’m sure there’s a place for religious messages.

I just haven’t found where that place is yet.

But emblazoned across the bulging-in-all-the-wrong-senses-of-the-word chest of a 23-stone, crop-haired, beer-glass-thick, bespectacled, oh-boy-are-those-way-the-wrong-kind-of-shorts-wearing, (I’m assuming) tourist in the West End of London when I’m within 20Km…

Isn’t the place.

Brennig.