And so it came to pass that He had drunk much, for with His colleagues didst He go out in to the wilderness being Victoria SW1 on a social evening.
And yea, there was much socialising in the evening and it was good.
And texting too.
And after a couple of hours He and His colleagues did see off Lisa for she may be a proper lightweight.
And later He did see off Peter, yet He stayed behind in the pub.
Yet He was ere joined at his table by two Canadian girls off of erm Canada and Lo didst they chat Him up muchly and flirt with Him well, and He may have flirted back at them too.
And He didst do that thing where He got his laptop out and showed them photographs of His horse and they didst say Awww and make other noises of appreciation and yet the fairer of the two didst stroke His leg and He didst get embarrassed.
And more alcohol was drunk.
And the flirting became serious and He was sorely tempted to succumb to their charms but He considered His options and didst seek counsel from His conscience and His conscience told Him to behave.
And so He made His excuses and He didst pick up His things and leave those two Canadian birds in the pub but as He stood up He saw He was being mightily examined in His fore and aft and He was much pleased.
And so things became blurred in His mind.
Yet it came to pass many hours later after a journey that encompassed the South Coast, the East Coast, the West Coast and probably the North Coast too, didst He arrive home.
And then a miracle did occur, for in His hands were His belongings yet also two pints of milk for the Shreddies and a portion of chips for the vinegar.
Upon entering the house He did eat until He could eat no more and then He felt unwell. He did swear that the unwellness was related to something in the chips and nothing to do with the quantities He had eaten neither the alcohol He had consumed.
And He didst decide to go to bed and His head didst advise this was a wise thing to do.