Hi! I’m good, how are you? Oh yes. Really looking forward to it.
I’m sorry folks, I’m relaying this conversation completely inaccurately. This is what she really said…
HI!!!!! I’M GOOD!!! HOW ARE YOU???? OH YES!!!! REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!!!!
For fuck’s sake woman, you’ve got a mobile telephone handset. Why can’t you use that instead of shouting?
Are you deaf or something?
I said are you deaf or something?
You know that safety announcement that you’ve just listened to? The one that included the line ‘be considerate to other passengers when using your mobile telephone or personal stereo’?
Didn’t you fucking hear it?
No of course you didn’t. Because you were too busy shouting down your telephone.
Some days I hate people, some days I love them. Today isn’t your day.