A little while ago the lovely Chloe wrote ‘Why Tweet‘, a view on some of the benefits of using Twitter.
This isn’t that kind of article.
This is just a look at some of the funny – and serious – Tweets that I’ve bookmarked, for various reasons, but chiefly because I like (and occasionally agree) with the messages they contain.
I’ve deliberately mixed up the funny with the sarcastic with the ironic with the pointedly political.
Russell Brand. Never knowingly funny.
— Adam Postans (@couchpotatoadam) February 2, 2013
Me: Girls’ night in!!!Cat: I’m a cat.Me: You’re my best friend.Cat: I’m not even a girl cat.Me: So it’s like a date?Cat: Get help.
— Jessica (@Schmoodles) January 24, 2013
“It’s complicated” is Facebook talk for “I blew him on the first date but he hasn’t called me back yet. He still loves me though, right?”
— Jessica (@Schmoodles) January 23, 2013
I just fell down the stairs holding a guitar and accidentally wrote a one direction song. — Y .(@notorious_stars) January 12, 2013
Going to our first Anti-Natal clinic tonight. Why so many pregnant ladies are against that particular South African region is beyond me. — Aled Wynne (@Aled25) January 10, 2013
Ian Duncan Smith thinks £70 a week JSA is too much. He also recently spent £39 on breakfast, then claimed it back from taxpayer on expenses. — Harry Stopes (@HarryStopes) January 8, 2013
A zombie apocalypse could have happened in Washington, Tyne and Wear and I’m not sure I’d have noticed the difference to be honest. — Jonathan Downing (@jonaoxford) December 21, 2012
I go to a lot of trouble picking out fruits and vegetables only to get home and realize they are a dozen donuts. — Crack You Whip (@CrackYouWhip) February 4, 2013
At the supermarket I crashed my cart into some iceberg lettuce. So I get it, Titanic. — Adam Says Relax (@Adam14) January 31, 2013
Comfortably numb came on the radio followed by Stairway to Heaven and I drove 20 miles past where I was meant to be going.
— James (@jimmy_sharpe) January 30, 2013
i can’t say “balzac” or “penal colony” without giggling…so i guess i should stop forcing those words into every conversation i have.
— michele(@madamesnooty) January 29, 2013
You say stalker, I say fan club president. — Sergio (@SergioValenCo) March 12, 2012
I was told that I’m following the wrong people. If funny, witty, clever, caring andinsightful is wrong. Then I don’t want to follow right.
— maddie (@maddie11_Anders) January 29, 2013