I’M ON THE TRAIN!
YES, THE TRAIN.
I’M IN SOMETHING CALLED THE QUIET CARRIAGE.
IT’S VERY NICE IN HERE.
But seriously, what the actual?
I should be able to hear my wristwatch tick (as opposed to my faithful Hunter pocket watch*).
Instead there’s that boy over there playing music out of his mobile phone.
And that girl over there? I can hear her masticating.
And the old lady behind me is sending THE WORLD’S LONGEST TEXT MESSAGE AND SHE HAS HER KEYPAD TONES SWITCHED ON AND SET TO STUN!
Getting rid of 4th class was a backwards step.
*I don’t actually have a Hunter pocket watch