I am sinning. I am sitting next to The Soph watching Celebrity Big Brother. I’m sorry but there it is. I’m addicted. I can’t help it.
We’ve only just seen the last of the celebs (Ulrika Jonsson) enter the house and the comedy is already in full effect.
La Toya Jackson looks disturbingly like the product of decades of experimental plastic surgery that most of the world calls Michael Jackson.
But the funniest point so far was (when greeting Mutya Buena) Coolio did a classic ‘Joey from Friends’ impersonation with a very credible ‘How you doin’?’
I may have accidentally pissed myself right then.
I’m really looking forward to the goldfish-bowl voyeurism that this season of the Celeb version promises to deliver.
I’m not sure about Celebrity Big Brother’s Big Mouth though, it seems that it is being presented by a complete and utter cock who doesn’t have two braincells to rub together. The jury is still out on that one. But not for long, I suspect.