I am half asleep. Or perhaps a quarter awake; yes, that is more accurate. And I am confused. In a ‘just woken up after some very active, very dirty sex followed by forty-five minutes of unconsciousness’ kind of way.
Confused for a number of reasons.
I’m unsure why Soph has me looking up the Oxford store of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. Surely it’s a little late at night for them to be open?
I’m unsure why American Pie is on the television. And why Willow keeps saying ‘This one time, in band camp’.
And unsure why Soph is tucking in to a plate of half a dozen Oat Cakes spread with Peanut Butter yet when I ask what she’s eating she said with a very innocent face, ‘nothing’.
This kind of half-awareness seems to happen to me now and then. Sometimes I’ll snap wide awake and I’m instantly firing on all cylinders.
But sometimes I’m a V8 firing on just one cylinder.
I love the comedy effect, but only in retrospect. Right now I just wish my head was working properly.
Anyway, Wayne’s World 2 is on in about ten minutes.
I love sitting here with her like this, our naked legs entangled, exchanging happy smiles and occasional farts.
I’m contemplating a bowl of cereal; Shreddies, ice-cold milk, lots of sugar.
Do you think that might kick-start my head, in a battery-booster kind of way?
My next question is very important.
Wayne’s World 2 or bed?
Yeah, that’s what I thought too. 🙂