I am half asleep. Or perhaps a quarter awake; yes, that is more accurate. And I am confused. In a ‘just woken up after some very active, very dirty sex followed by forty-five minutes of unconsciousness’ kind of way.

Confused for a number of reasons.

I’m unsure why Soph has me looking up the Oxford store of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts. Surely it’s a little late at night for them to be open?

I’m unsure why American Pie is on the television. And why Willow keeps saying ‘This one time, in band camp’.

And unsure why Soph is tucking in to a plate of half a dozen Oat Cakes spread with Peanut Butter yet when I ask what she’s eating she said with a very innocent face, ‘nothing’.

This kind of half-awareness seems to happen to me now and then. Sometimes I’ll snap wide awake and I’m instantly firing on all cylinders.

But sometimes I’m a V8 firing on just one cylinder.

I love the comedy effect, but only in retrospect. Right now I just wish my head was working properly.

Anyway, Wayne’s World 2 is on in about ten minutes.

I love sitting here with her like this, our naked legs entangled, exchanging happy smiles and occasional farts.

I’m contemplating a bowl of cereal; Shreddies, ice-cold milk, lots of sugar.

Do you think that might kick-start my head, in a battery-booster kind of way?

My next question is very important.

Wayne’s World 2 or bed?

Yeah, that’s what I thought too. 🙂


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5 Responses to Confused

  1. Soph says:

    Woah – sex and dogging all in one day.

    I’m exhausted:)

    And, my sweet, I think perhaps we have crossed the line of ‘a little bit too much information’…

    Move along folks, nothing to see here…

    (farting indeed! As if)

  2. Masher says:

    “Did you see that? Their legs are all tangled.”
    “Terrible shame. And so young too.”
    “I know, and can you smell…? Oh, we’re being moved along…”

  3. Amanda says:

    I like the way your mind works ;o)
    Sadly no the Crispey Creme shop closes early in the evening as I found to my distress the other day.
    Tesco’s in Abingdon does have a Crispey Creme stand but they have this stupid idea of closing early on a Saturday night so you couldn’t have got any there either.
    You don’t need to kick start your head in the evening. I hope you enjoyed Wayne’s world ;o)

  4. Soph says:

    OMG – Abingdon? Krispy Kreme? Tesco?

    But this is on my way home from work!

    I may well be the size of a house this time next week!

  5. Harry says:

    “I love sitting here with her like this, our naked legs entangled, exchanging happy smiles and occasional farts.” – Let me guess, Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet – Act 3, Scene ii?