{"id":10139,"date":"2014-05-01T10:59:35","date_gmt":"2014-05-01T09:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=10139"},"modified":"2014-05-01T10:59:35","modified_gmt":"2014-05-01T09:59:35","slug":"birthday-wishes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=10139","title":{"rendered":"Birthday wishes!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to my cold<br \/>\nHappy birthday to my cold<br \/>\nHappy birthday to my colllllllllllld<br \/>\nHappy birthday to my cold.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been four weeks since my cold landed.<\/p>\n<p>I do wish it would fuck off again.<\/p>\n<p>In the last four weeks I have produced enough snot to power an entire junior school for six months.<\/p>\n<p>I am a veritable snot factory.<\/p>\n<p>Bastard fucking cold.<\/p>\n<p>I took it to Spain, hoping it would rub off on something.<\/p>\n<p>It didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Bastard fucking cold.<\/p>\n<p>Again.<\/p>\n<p>Oh.<\/p>\n<p>I get the keys to my new house later today.<\/p>\n<p>And I have a cold.<\/p>\n<p>Still.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to my cold Happy birthday to my cold Happy birthday to my colllllllllllld Happy birthday to my cold. It&#8217;s been four weeks since<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}