Afraid of getting caught out?<\/p>\n
Need to ‘go’ but you’re already going somewhere?<\/p>\n
Caught in a nose-to-tail jam with the tortoise poking its nose out?<\/p>\n
About to lose that bloated feeling in an unwelcome way?<\/p>\n
Getting desperate for relief and looking for a relief road?<\/p>\n
Need to go on the go?<\/p>\n
You need… <\/p>\n
Carmode!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Designed by NASA scientists working with Jacques Cousteau, we can finally unveil the 21st Century invention that you’ve been so desperate for.<\/p>\n Carmode… <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n A toilet built in to your car seat.<\/p>\n Now you no longer need to be touching cloth.<\/p>\n Just unzip and let rip with Carmode!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n Puts you back in the driving seat once more.<\/p>\n \u00a32,011.99p excluding VAT and P&P<\/em>*<\/strong><\/p>\n *<\/strong>P&P in this instance means ‘Post and Packaging’<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Afraid of getting caught out? Need to ‘go’ but you’re already going somewhere? Caught in a nose-to-tail jam with the tortoise poking its nose out?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}