{"id":10228,"date":"2014-09-10T21:05:23","date_gmt":"2014-09-10T20:05:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=10228"},"modified":"2014-09-10T21:05:23","modified_gmt":"2014-09-10T20:05:23","slug":"tuckers-laws","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=10228","title":{"rendered":"Tucker’s Law(s)"},"content":{"rendered":"

I fucking love Malcolm Tucker.<\/p>\n

Not in a boy way.<\/p>\n

I just fucking love how fucking articulate he is.<\/p>\n

Yes I know he’s fucking not a fucking real fucking person.<\/p>\n

But neverthefuckingless his deft touch with the English fucking language has had a fucking profound effect on many of us fuckers.<\/p>\n

And when I fucking saw this I had to fucking share the link.<\/p>\n

I just fucking wish I was as instantaneously fucking articulate.<\/p>\n

The best I can manage is something along the lines of Grade Two Tourettes (elementary level).<\/p>\n

Wanker.<\/p>\n

Anyway.<\/p>\n

Tucker’s fucking laws<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I fucking love Malcolm Tucker. Not in a boy way. I just fucking love how fucking articulate he is. Yes I know he’s fucking not<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}