{"id":10958,"date":"2015-11-25T12:46:57","date_gmt":"2015-11-25T12:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=10958"},"modified":"2015-11-29T20:46:53","modified_gmt":"2015-11-29T20:46:53","slug":"two-wheeled-confusion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=10958","title":{"rendered":"Two-wheeled confusion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a smart scooter today.<\/p>\n<p>It was in Royal Blue, with the Union Jack boldly painted across the front.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151126_093010.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-10965\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151126_093010-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"A scooter in Shanghai\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151126_093010-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151126_093010-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151126_093010-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151126_093010.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I mean it was a big paintjob, not that it was a bold decision to paint the UJ on a Shanghai scooter.<\/p>\n<p>Obv.<\/p>\n<p>The thing that made this particular scooter stand out, though, wasn&#8217;t the trim.<\/p>\n<p>What made it stand out was the way it was being confidently, nay, assertively ridden,\u00a0through the wall of pedestrians, as they went about their business.<\/p>\n<p>It seems to be accepted practice here, that scooters, like pushbikes, and electric bikes, can thread their way, at speed, through the near impenetrable wall of footists.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it is a word.<\/p>\n<p>Do keep up.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I reckon the reason why the cyclists, mopedists, and electric bikeists use the pavements, is because duelling with pedestrians is considerably less life-threatening than duelling with the wall of metal, that slowly\/speedingly grinds\/darts its way through the city streets.<\/p>\n<p>None of the two-wheeled brigade have any lights.<\/p>\n<p>This makes an evening constitutional somewhat more of a challenge than back in the UK.<\/p>\n<p>I managed to get some photographic evidence.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_122037.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-10966\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_122037-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Shanghai pavement-riding scooterist\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_122037-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_122037-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_122037-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_122037.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151126_101919.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-10967\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151126_101919-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Shanghai pavement-riding scooterist\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151126_101919-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151126_101919-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151126_101919-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151126_101919.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_121505.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-10968\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_121505-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Shanghai pavement-riding scooterist\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_121505-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_121505-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_121505-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_121505.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_121951.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-10969\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_121951-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Shanghai pavement-riding scooterist\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_121951-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_121951-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_121951-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/CYMERA_20151124_121951.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a smart scooter today. It was in Royal Blue, with the Union Jack boldly painted across the front. 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