{"id":1120,"date":"2009-01-22T15:48:52","date_gmt":"2009-01-22T15:48:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1120"},"modified":"2009-01-22T15:48:52","modified_gmt":"2009-01-22T15:48:52","slug":"fonez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1120","title":{"rendered":"Fonez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So my lovely, slim, small, smart, trendy, funky touch-screen Samsung F480 (which sounds as though it should be a Ferrari) handset sits &#8211; shiningly &#8211; on my desk in front of me.<\/p>\n<p>Dead as\u00c2\u00a0the proverbial\u00c2\u00a0doornail. Or to put it another way&#8230; As alive as a flock of Dodos.<\/p>\n<p>And I, who lives and breathes and does mucho mucho mucho\u00c2\u00a0business via his mobile phone&#8230; am gutted.<\/p>\n<p>And very seriously unimpressed with Mr Samsung for having given me a defective product.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my lovely, slim, small, smart, trendy, funky touch-screen Samsung F480 (which sounds as though it should be a Ferrari) handset sits &#8211; shiningly &#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1120","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1120"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1120\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1120"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1120"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1120"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}