{"id":1126,"date":"2009-01-23T14:25:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-23T14:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1126"},"modified":"2009-01-23T17:59:59","modified_gmt":"2009-01-23T17:59:59","slug":"tit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1126","title":{"rendered":"Tit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So the girl over there? She&#8217;s feeding her offspring.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m on the coach, a couple of minutes ago teen mummy got on with her two sprogs (one is about 18 months the other is maybe three months) and plonked them down.<\/p>\n<p>I recall that when she got on she bought just one ticket. So the two offspring travel for free? What a con.<\/p>\n<p>When I&#8217;m the Supreme Ruler of the Universe I&#8217;ll reverse that little earner. Those little gits will have to pay 10 times the adult fare, not travel free! We can&#8217;t have toxic little yobs (I don&#8217;t care how young they are!) screaming and yelling and puking and having tantrums in the company of peace and quiet-loving adults. Like me.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, teen mummy sorted out her sprogs and got out enough stuff to indicate she might have just bought out Mothercare. The whole chain not just one store.<\/p>\n<p>And then she hoiked up her jumper, hoisted out one of her milk-engorged mamaries and slapped the leaking tit in the mouth of the younger of her two little brats.<\/p>\n<p>Now look, there&#8217;s something wrong with this picture and I&#8217;m trying to work out what it might be. Can you help?<\/p>\n<p>But while you&#8217;re pondering, let me give you another thing to consider.<\/p>\n<p>If I whipped out my digicam and started snapping off photos of her breastfeeding the newer output of her too-active reproductive organs, am <em>I<\/em> doing something wrong?<\/p>\n<p>Am I?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Because the next question is:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>If I&#8217;m doing something wrong in taking a photo of her exposing her breast in a public place, why the hell is she exposing herself in a public place?<\/p>\n<p>What&#8217;s the crime? Taking a photograph in a public place?<\/p>\n<p>Because if your answer to the question is &#8216;yes, in taking a photograph of that woman exposing her breast in a public place is wrong&#8217;, then where&#8217;s the crime of &#8216;taking a photograph in a public place&#8217; on the statute books?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got news for you, that crime doesn&#8217;t exist; it <em>isn&#8217;t<\/em> a crime.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;m not offended by teen mummy getting her tits out in public; I have no sense of indecency and therefore have no values of decency to get bent up about.<\/p>\n<p>I was just wondering if teen mummy knows the situation she&#8217;s putting herself &#8211; and her younger offspring &#8211; in?<\/p>\n<p>And is she perhaps aware that photos of her tits could be all over alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.breasts.sucking (or on facebook or on youtube) in the time it takes me to press the &#8216;send&#8217; button?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So the girl over there? She&#8217;s feeding her offspring. I&#8217;m on the coach, a couple of minutes ago teen mummy got on with her two<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}