{"id":11448,"date":"2016-06-07T05:55:21","date_gmt":"2016-06-07T04:55:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=11448"},"modified":"2016-06-06T19:56:35","modified_gmt":"2016-06-06T18:56:35","slug":"music-challenge-day-072016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=11448","title":{"rendered":"Music Challenge: Day 07\/2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1>A song that I can dance to<\/h1>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If I&#8217;ve given you the impression that any of this has been easy, I&#8217;ve accidentally misled you.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re only at day seven of the challenge, and some of these choices have been very difficult.<\/p>\n<p>This is the most difficult.<\/p>\n<p>It has been almost impossible to pick a song that I can dance to because, despite a smattering of mediocre musical ability, I dance like a fish that has accidentally flopped itself out of the water and on to the riverbank.<\/p>\n<p>I sort of flop around a bit, in random bursts of rhythm and shapes, then I lie there, gasping for a bit, and then I die.<\/p>\n<p>Well not actually die, but the rest of that sentence is, broadly speaking, accurate.<\/p>\n<p>I have, however, successfully completed &#8216;the slow dance&#8217; on several occasions without actually falling over and gasping for air.<\/p>\n<p>So I was going to cop out slightly, and choose as my &#8216;song that I can dance to&#8217;, a slow dance classic (Hazel O&#8217;Connor, Will You), and then yesterday my iPod served up the one and only tune in my 7,000+ song library that anyone can dance to like a flopping around lunatic,\u00a0and be thought of as completely normal!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/xTo79sPCVXA\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><strong>Plastic Bertrand, \u00e7a plan pour moi<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A song that I can dance to &nbsp; If I&#8217;ve given you the impression that any of this has been easy, I&#8217;ve accidentally misled you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11448","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11448","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11448"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11448\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11448"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11448"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11448"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}