We have two rescue kitties.<\/p>\n
This is what happens when you let two immature adults loose in the RSPCA rescue centre, looking for a dog.<\/p>\n
They come home with two rescue kitties.<\/p>\n
Obv.<\/p>\n
Anyway.<\/p>\n
We got them both collars.<\/p>\n
With bells on.<\/p>\n
To help protect the local wildlife.<\/p>\n
I used to have a cat, when I lived in Radstock, many moons ago, who was a prolific slayer of Suki (for that was her name) brought half a seagull in to the kitchen one day.<\/p>\n She had to gnaw it in to two halves, because that was the only way it would fit through the cat flap.<\/p>\n Another\u00a0day she also brought home a very large, very beautiful Koi carp.<\/p>\n A neighbour valued it at between \u00a38,000 – \u00a310,000.<\/p>\n When it was alive.<\/p>\n Obv.<\/p>\n Fast forward a big bunch of years and we come to the collared, belled rescue kitties.<\/p>\n One of them is showing all the talents of having been a career assassin equal to Jason Bourne.<\/p>\n Despite the bell.<\/p>\n The other is content to eat the more humanely-prepared stuff.<\/p>\n But the more pacifist of the two\u00a0lost her collar a few weeks ago.<\/p>\n I eventually found it, and reattached it.<\/p>\n A couple of weeks later she lost it again.<\/p>\n We replaced it with a brand new one, with a bell.<\/p>\n Today she lost it again.<\/p>\n I have a theory.<\/p>\n She’s taking off her collars and selling them, to other cats in the neighbourhood.<\/p>\n So if you see a cat, wandering around the locality, with a bunch of collars around it’s neck, it’s the feline equivalent of Flash Harry.<\/p>\n And it’s ours.<\/p>\n Buy a collar, please.<\/p>\n I’m itching to know what she’s going to use the money for.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" We have two rescue kitties. This is what happens when you let two immature adults loose in the RSPCA rescue centre, looking for a dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}vampires<\/del> wildlife.<\/p>\n