{"id":11672,"date":"2016-09-28T10:29:05","date_gmt":"2016-09-28T09:29:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=11672"},"modified":"2016-09-27T19:25:13","modified_gmt":"2016-09-27T18:25:13","slug":"heart-attack-diary-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=11672","title":{"rendered":"Heart Attack Diary: #3"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>Post <del>doc<\/del> hoc ergo propter hoc<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The visit to the GP went well.<\/p>\n<p>We discussed many things including (but not limited to) sex, drugs (but not rock and roll), driving, washing up, working, and G-Clamps.<\/p>\n<p>The bottom line is that I&#8217;m going to be kicking around the house for a while.<\/p>\n<p>Taking my drugs (of which I have\u00a0many).<\/p>\n<p>Enjoying\u00a0gentle exercise.<\/p>\n<p>And attempting to get on to Popmaster (which I smashed today with a first-round score of 24 points, and a game-, set-, and match-winning round two score of 39 points.<\/p>\n<p>And the three-in-ten question was a doddle (for a change).<\/p>\n<p>But my God Zoe Ball is&#8230; well&#8230; not up to snuff. Come back soon Ken.<\/p>\n<p>The good news is that I can start riding the ZX10R, sensibly, from this weekend.<\/p>\n<p>Though the practical side of my head says that my right wrist is going to start hurting after ten minutes.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s face it, I can&#8217;t even type for ten minutes without my wrist starting to give me hell.<\/p>\n<p>Still, I guess I can go ahead and renew the bike&#8217;s road tax from the end of this month (yes, I&#8217;ve had the Ninja for six months already!).<\/p>\n<p>All I need is a plan to get me through the next few weeks.<\/p>\n<p>*thinks*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Post doc hoc ergo propter hoc &nbsp; The visit to the GP went well. We discussed many things including (but not limited to) sex, drugs<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11672","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11672","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11672"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11672\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11672"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11672"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11672"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}