{"id":11748,"date":"2016-10-13T17:02:50","date_gmt":"2016-10-13T16:02:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=11748"},"modified":"2016-10-13T17:04:05","modified_gmt":"2016-10-13T16:04:05","slug":"ah-gday-bruce-and-sheils","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=11748","title":{"rendered":"Ah g&#8217;day Bruce and Sheils"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>With deepest apologies to anyone who, you know, might actually be Australian<\/h2>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>[rising inflection on every sentence please]<\/p>\n<p>Awight mates?<\/p>\n<p>So t&#8217;day I bin torkin&#8217; &#8216;Strine.<\/p>\n<p>An&#8217; doin&#8217; Strine things.<\/p>\n<p>In a good ol&#8217; Strine fashun.<\/p>\n<p>For lunch I had a koala burger.<\/p>\n<p>With a side order of spiders.<\/p>\n<p>Big big Strine spiders.<\/p>\n<p>Not them tiny wingeing pom spiders.<\/p>\n<p>Nah mate.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>I thort I&#8217;d just leave some top quality Strine music in yer earoles.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s Missy.<\/p>\n<p>She sings a bit proper and a bit posh, but she&#8217;s as Strine as a gnat on a dingo&#8217;s left bollock.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jfCuWXdVt_E\" width=\"560\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I really need to socialise with some people during the day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With deepest apologies to anyone who, you know, might actually be Australian &nbsp; [rising inflection on every sentence please] Awight mates? So t&#8217;day I bin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11748","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11748","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11748"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11748\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11748"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11748"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11748"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}