{"id":11860,"date":"2017-01-14T19:20:58","date_gmt":"2017-01-14T19:20:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=11860"},"modified":"2017-01-14T19:20:58","modified_gmt":"2017-01-14T19:20:58","slug":"i-have-a-code","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=11860","title":{"rendered":"I have a code"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a stinker.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>All four of us are sitting on the settee watching The Amazing Spider Man 2 (or something like that).<\/p>\n<p>The log fire has been doing what log fires do since about 2pm (it&#8217;s 9pm now).<\/p>\n<p>I briefly considered liveblogging this film, but I&#8217;m not sure I&#8217;ll make it through to the conclusion.<\/p>\n<p>Liveblogging this cold would have been a better idea, but nobody deserves this much snot to be shared.<\/p>\n<p>But liveblogging something is an idea, especially if young Masher is going to throw down the February Blogathon challenge once more.<\/p>\n<p>Do you have any idea how difficult it is to watch a film from a settee full of girls?<\/p>\n<p>The wriggling, the gossiping, the giggling, the spans of limited attention.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s just me.<\/p>\n<p>I need to go and throw another log on the fire.<\/p>\n<p>I am disappointed, but wholly unsurprised, at the national lack of Thundersnow.<\/p>\n<p>Which, surely, is a term made up by a tabloid newspaper?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway.<\/p>\n<p>The adverts are on now.<\/p>\n<p>One of them featured Kevin Bacon in a red, skin-tight, shiny plastic suit and now I feel unwell.<\/p>\n<p>In a not just having a cold kind of way.<\/p>\n<p>Oh-oh, the popcorn has been broken out.<\/p>\n<p>Time passes.<\/p>\n<p>The popcorn has all gone.<\/p>\n<p>Back to the film.<\/p>\n<p>See you later.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; It&#8217;s a stinker. Anyway. All four of us are sitting on the settee watching The Amazing Spider Man 2 (or something like that). The<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=11860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11860\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=11860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=11860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=11860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}