<\/p>\n
Right now Sam is 37,000 feet over Iran.<\/p>\n
And I’m in bed, half watching an episode of The Man In The High Castle.<\/p>\n
There’s just me in the house.<\/p>\n
Well, me and two cats and two cattens (as the two Tweeny felines have been categorised).<\/p>\n
But not one of the felines has deigned to join me.<\/p>\n
Oh sure, they were all over me a few hours ago when it was feeding time.<\/p>\n
But since then?<\/p>\n
They have been asleep in front of the log fire.<\/p>\n
They have hooned about the house, acting out a series of Tom and Jerry cartoons.<\/p>\n
They have bothered the heck out of me, and tried to steal my tea (yeah, as if, kitties, as if).<\/p>\n
But have they come up to bed with me?<\/p>\n
Have they allowed themselves to make the too big and too empty bed feel more comfortable?<\/p>\n
Have they hell.<\/p>\n
When I come back in my next life, I’m going to be a dog.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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