Well.<\/p>\n
This is another fine mess you’ve got me in to.<\/p>\n
It’s the last time I listen to you.<\/p>\n
You and your ‘good ideas’.<\/p>\n
Pah!<\/p>\n
Anyway.<\/p>\n
The film blogathon.<\/p>\n
Well.<\/p>\n
The object is to produce ten film reviews.<\/p>\n
In a month.<\/p>\n
This month, to be precise.<\/p>\n
June.<\/p>\n
2017.<\/p>\n
Once upon a time and in a land far, far away, I used to write film reviews for real cash money.<\/p>\n
They weren’t much cop, those reviews, but that wasn’t the point.<\/p>\n
I would bang out a bunch of And promptly get eaten up by my overdraft.<\/p>\n But that was the point.<\/p>\n I got paid for it.<\/p>\n So when my ideas self said to my non-ideas self ‘I know, self, let’s bang out ten film reviews in a month just to keep on top of the writing game’, it all seemed so easy.<\/p>\n But here, now, on the first of June 2017 (pinch, punch, by the way), it looks much less easy.<\/p>\n Still, the And that’s it.<\/p>\n Ten of those.<\/p>\n In a month.<\/p>\n Easy, eh?<\/p>\n We’ll see.<\/p>\n *strokes beard*<\/p>\n Oh yes, we shall see.<\/p>\n And you need to check out Young Masher<\/a>, during this testing time.<\/p>\nworms<\/del> words, send them off to a faceless cog in the wheel of the uber-capitalist world of publishing and, a couple of (if I was lucky) months later, a cheque would slip through the letterbox.<\/p>\nparamaters<\/del> parameteurs<\/del> parameters are fairly easy:<\/p>\n\n
5<\/del>\u00a010<\/del> 20 Really Bad Words per review<\/li>\n