Sam is away on business.<\/p>\n
She’s supposed to be in Myanmar, before heading on to Vietnam, but Dubai airport was too busy to dock her arriving aircraft, so she missed her connecting flight.<\/p>\n
Frankly, Emirates, it’s not much of a connection if the outbound flight won’t wait for passengers who are booked on it, when they’re sitting on another of your flights waiting to dock.<\/p>\n
Anyway.<\/p>\n
As a result of the Emirates\/Dubai airport screw up, Sam has had to spend 24 hours in a Dubai hotel, at Emirates expense, and lose a working day of her itinerary.<\/p>\n
Awesome.<\/p>\n
Not.<\/p>\n
But as you might expect, while the cat’s away the mice will play!<\/p>\n
And oh boy has this mouse been playing?<\/p>\n
Has he?<\/p>\n
*sigh*<\/p>\n
No.<\/p>\n
This mouse is too diseased to do any playing.<\/p>\n
Apart from a brief couple of laps around the village this evening, I haven’t even been up to taking the Ninja out this weekend.<\/p>\n
Seriously.<\/p>\n
It’s that bad.<\/p>\n
There is the possibility that, tomorrow, after doing Prem (who is still called Prem and not yet named Bob), I shall pay a visit to the excellent chippy in the next village.<\/p>\n
For some delicious potato-based foodstuff.<\/p>\n
And perhaps some\u00a0 If I’m well enough, obv.<\/p>\n But it is the Law of Sod that sayeth that a fine-weathered weekend with a free pass will be frittered away on illness.<\/p>\n Amen.<\/p>\n Anyway, what is this revolution of which you speak, I hear you ask?<\/p>\n It is me, my friends.<\/p>\n I am revolting.<\/p>\n In her absence I am shunning Sam’s instruction to use the dishwasher.<\/p>\n I AM WASHING THE DISHES BY HAND!<\/p>\n Revolution and rebellion are rife in this house.<\/p>\n Er.<\/p>\n Until she gets back,obv.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Sam is away on business. She’s supposed to be in Myanmar, before heading on to Vietnam, but Dubai airport was too busy to dock her<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}vomit<\/del> Vimto.<\/p>\n