{"id":12283,"date":"2017-10-15T03:22:05","date_gmt":"2017-10-15T02:22:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=12283"},"modified":"2017-10-15T08:07:52","modified_gmt":"2017-10-15T07:07:52","slug":"the-mummy-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=12283","title":{"rendered":"The Mummy (2017)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sam spent \u00a39.99 so we could watch a decent Saturday night film.<\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately this Tom Cruise vehicle isn&#8217;t it.<\/p>\n<p>This version of The Mummy takes the enjoyable Brendan Fraser film of the same name out for a ride to the dark, dismal and dirty place, in film industry land, where part-formed ideas of awful films live.<\/p>\n<p>And left it dumped there.<\/p>\n<p>The Mummy is a shockingly bad film.<\/p>\n<p>Someone, no, several someones in the US film industry, thought this was a great film to make.<\/p>\n<p>Every single one of those someones was wrong.<\/p>\n<p>The Mummy (2017) is a film of rambling, shambling, idiocy, from a collective of skilled Hollywood professionals.<\/p>\n<p>Top people in the film industry were paid really well, with real money, to make this happen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I have no words.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t pay to see this rubbish.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, even if it&#8217;s free, don&#8217;t see it.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;ll only encourage them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sam spent \u00a39.99 so we could watch a decent Saturday night film. Unfortunately this Tom Cruise vehicle isn&#8217;t it. This version of The Mummy takes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}