{"id":12332,"date":"2018-02-01T21:56:45","date_gmt":"2018-02-01T21:56:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=12332"},"modified":"2021-01-20T13:30:46","modified_gmt":"2021-01-20T13:30:46","slug":"and-as-the-hand-of-time-meets-the-bottom-of-fate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=12332","title":{"rendered":"Blogathon: 1\/18"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As the hand of time meets the bottom of fate&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>By the skin of my teeth (which is a particularly bonkers expression, given that teeth are coated in enamel and therefore have no skin), I am hurling myself into <a href=\"https:\/\/masher.tv\/2018\/02\/01\/pinch-punch\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Young Masher&#8217;s Annual Blogathon Challenge Thing<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Topics will be not made of chocolate and will also not contain a hazelnut in every bite (Toby).<\/p>\n<p>Ask your grandparents, kids.<\/p>\n<p>But there shall be topics.<\/p>\n<p>And they shall be interesting.<\/p>\n<p>And informative.<\/p>\n<p>Or my name&#8217;s not\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Stanislaus_of_Szczepan%C3%B3w\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Stanis\u0142aw Szczepanowski<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Which it isn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Oh.<\/p>\n<p>Erm.<\/p>\n<p>I may be going to Poland.<\/p>\n<p>To see a boat.<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s another conversation for another time.<\/p>\n<p>I may also be going to Shanghai.<\/p>\n<p>But that is also another conversation for another time.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure what having all these other conversations for other times says about me, but I&#8217;m sure they say something.<\/p>\n<p>Or they will do, when they arise, in the other time(s).<\/p>\n<p>In the meantime, please sit back, buckle up (can you buckle up when you have sat back?) and enjoy the ride, for the 2018 Blogathon Challenge Thing is upon us.<\/p>\n<p>May your favourite deity have pity on you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the hand of time meets the bottom of fate&#8230; By the skin of my teeth (which is a particularly bonkers expression, given that teeth<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}