I don’t want you to think I’ve run out of imagination or owt, but the only thing I have to blog about is my health. Or lack thereof.<\/p>\n
I could tell you about my fun-filled first day back at work, but you really wouldn’t believe what I could relay.<\/p>\n
Maybe I’ll save that. For another time.<\/p>\n
Anyway.<\/p>\n
For the last few hours I have been alternating between heavy dozing and attempting to cough up a lung.<\/p>\n
There was a while, about ten minutes ago, when I thought I had achieved lung removal. I am happy to report that both lungs, and a considerable amount of snot, still live inside me.<\/p>\n
Taunting me with their continued existence.<\/p>\n
It’s likely that I shall sleep alone tonight. And frankly who couldn’t see that coming?<\/p>\n
Even in another bedroom I’ll probably disturb all sleep in the house.<\/p>\n
Even the cats have moved out of the bedroom.<\/p>\n
Can’t blame them either.<\/p>\n
Even the teenaged son of our neighbour, who seems to spend every single evening SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF HIS VOICE into a mobile phone, at his friend(s), hasn’t stuck his head above the parapet this evening.<\/p>\n
I’m really over this whole being unwell chapter now. I just want to return to healthy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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