{"id":12648,"date":"2018-08-08T02:01:52","date_gmt":"2018-08-08T01:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=12648"},"modified":"2018-08-08T02:11:29","modified_gmt":"2018-08-08T01:11:29","slug":"biker-down","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=12648","title":{"rendered":"Biker down"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday evening, taking a leisurely trip home on the ZX10R, I was involved in an accident.<\/p>\n<p>While travelling around a smaller roundabout in the village, a lad who was dribbling a football, kicked the ball across the road in front of me.<\/p>\n<p>An awesomely stupid thing to do, I&#8217;m sure we can all agree.<\/p>\n<p>However the ball struck the opposite kerb on the inside of the roundabout, and bounced back into the immediate path of the ZX10R.<\/p>\n<p>The front wheel impacted the ball, the bike went down and I hit the road very hard.<\/p>\n<p>I estimate the cost of bringing the ZX10R back to its spotless showroom condition to be not less than \u00a31,000.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m damaged.<\/p>\n<p>My helmet is only fit for the bin.<\/p>\n<p>My leathers are scuffed up.<\/p>\n<p>This occurred in the shadow of the lad&#8217;s house. He went to fetch his father.<\/p>\n<p>His father was most defensive of his son&#8217;s stupidity, and asked if I&#8217;d never kicked a football.<\/p>\n<p>I said I had, but I&#8217;d never kicked a football into the path of oncoming traffic.<\/p>\n<p>As a result of this lad&#8217;s ridiculous logic (that it is acceptable to kick a football across the road in front of traffic), I now have no means of transport.<\/p>\n<p>And I hurt.<\/p>\n<p>And I have to lose the maximum amount of no-claims it is possible to have.<\/p>\n<p>But even with all of these things, this is the level of parental responsibility that this lad&#8217;s father feels is acceptable:<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t apologise for the actions of your offspring<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t offer any degree of financial assistance<\/p>\n<p>Attempt to justify the actions of your offspring<\/p>\n<p>Offer no assistance at the scene of the crash.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m tempted to try one of those lawyers who advertise no win no fee services.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday evening, taking a leisurely trip home on the ZX10R, I was involved in an accident. While travelling around a smaller roundabout in the village,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}