{"id":12678,"date":"2018-11-16T21:26:48","date_gmt":"2018-11-16T21:26:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=12678"},"modified":"2018-11-16T21:35:22","modified_gmt":"2018-11-16T21:35:22","slug":"im-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=12678","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve had a bit of an unintended rest from this blogging lark and although I missed it I also missed it.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, you right that read.<\/p>\n<p>See what I did there?<\/p>\n<p>But anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Having decided that there was a me-shaped hole (whole?) in t&#8217;internet, I have likewise decided to fix it.<\/p>\n<p>And now I&#8217;m back.<\/p>\n<p>From outer space.<br \/>\nI just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face<br \/>\nI should have changed that stupid lock, I should have made you leave your key<br \/>\nIf I&#8217;d known for just one second you&#8217;d be back to bother me<br \/>\nGo on now, go, walk out the door. Just turn around now<br \/>\n&#8216;Cause you&#8217;re not welcome anymore<br \/>\nWeren&#8217;t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? Do you think I&#8217;d crumble?<br \/>\nDid you think I&#8217;d lay down and die?<br \/>\nOh no, not I, I will survive.\u00a0Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I&#8217;ll stay alive.<\/p>\n<p>Erm.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry about that.<\/p>\n<p>It happens sometimes.<\/p>\n<p>A word or sometimes a phrase can just trigger a lyric and off I go, into the mystical, musical world of futures past.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know how it happened.<\/p>\n<p>It all took place so quick<br \/>\nBut all I can do is hand it to you<br \/>\nAnd your latest trick<br \/>\nNow it&#8217;s past last call for alcohol<br \/>\nPast recall has been here and gone<br \/>\nThe landlord finally paid us all<br \/>\nThe satin jazzmen have put away their horns<br \/>\nAnd we&#8217;re standing outside of this wonderland<br \/>\nLooking so bereaved and so bereft<br \/>\nLike a Bowery bum when he finally understands<br \/>\nThe bottle&#8217;s empty and there&#8217;s nothing left<\/p>\n<p>Oh Em Gee!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So. I&#8217;ve had a bit of an unintended rest from this blogging lark and although I missed it I also missed it. Yes, you right<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12678","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12678"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12678\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12678"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12678"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12678"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}