No thank you, I don’t want you to talk to me whilst I’m standing in the toilets having a wee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I don’t want you to engage me in conversation whilst you’re standing there peeing and I’m standing over at the sink washing my hands.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think it’s a bit bloody weird for you to accept an incoming call while you are sitting in Trap 2 (or another other Trap), doing your business.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I’d rather you didn’t make an outgoing call whilst you are seated in similar conditions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why would you think it was a good idea to nip to the toilet for a wee while you are on the (handsfree) phone to your nearest and dearest? Or to your bank? Or your insurance company?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We need some decent toilet etiquette to be introduced.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or some phone etiquette.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But if ever I’m on the phone to someone and I suspect that they’re ‘using the facilities’, you can bet your bottom dollar that I’m going to hang up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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