{"id":13084,"date":"2020-02-21T20:51:38","date_gmt":"2020-02-21T20:51:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=13084"},"modified":"2020-02-21T20:51:38","modified_gmt":"2020-02-21T20:51:38","slug":"blogathon-21-20-confession-is-good-for-the","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=13084","title":{"rendered":"Blogathon 21\/20: Confession is good for the&#8230;?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>There&#8217;s a Twitter account called <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fesshole\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" aria-label=\"@Fesshole (opens in a new tab)\">@Fesshole<\/a> that I&#8217;m slightly addicted to.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The principle is people make anonymous confessions, and these confessions then get reposted to all of the @Fesshole followers.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s simple really.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Some of the confessions are a bit close to the knuckle, some are just hilarious, some are a combination of the two, and some are just sad insights into other people&#8217;s lives.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here&#8217;s a few of my current favourites:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><li>When I was at university, I lived round the corner from a pub. Whenever we needed toilet roll we would go for a pint and come back fully stocked with bog roll<ul><li>Actually, this sounds reasonable to me<\/li><\/ul><\/li><li>I had a one-off outdoor afternoon tryst with an old school girlfriend I met on Facebook then spent the following week trying to prevent my wife seeing the rash of ant bites covering my back after having had sex on an anthill<ul><li>Ants in your pants?<\/li><\/ul><\/li><li>I found out my husband looks at porn when I am at work, what he does not know is I was paid to pose for a granny porn website last year<ul><li>Wait. Granny porn? That&#8217;s a thing?<\/li><\/ul><\/li><li>Our cleaning lady has been cleaning our house for 8 years, we exchange lovely presents at Christmas, I know all about her son and grandchildren. But both me and my wife have forgotten her name and there just seems to be no way we can find it out.<ul><li>Oh. That&#8217;s a bit sad!<\/li><\/ul><\/li><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a Twitter account called @Fesshole that I&#8217;m slightly addicted to. The principle is people make anonymous confessions, and these confessions then get reposted to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13084","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13084","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13084"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13084\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13084"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13084"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13084"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}