{"id":13111,"date":"2020-02-27T18:40:26","date_gmt":"2020-02-27T18:40:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=13111"},"modified":"2020-02-27T18:40:26","modified_gmt":"2020-02-27T18:40:26","slug":"blogathon-27-20-up-in-smoke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=13111","title":{"rendered":"Blogathon 27\/20: Up in smoke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>We have a log-burner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It&#8217;s actually a dual-fuel fire.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When it&#8217;s in use, it kicks out a lovely bunch of heat that not only fills downstairs but also heats our room (the bedroom chimney-breast carries residual heat).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>During the day we burn kiln-dried logs, which I buy in at half a ton at a time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When we choose to keep it in through the night we put a load of coal on.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Our Government (bless) have decided they are going to make burning coal illegal.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>They are also going to make burning wet wood illegal, but that&#8217;s OK because we don&#8217;t burn wet wood (by definition, kiln-dried logs can&#8217;t be wet).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Except, of course, a lot of people pick up firewood (especially during Storm Ciabatta &#8211; whatever).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So in the future, picking up wood and\/or chopping up fallen trees or branches for firewood is going to be illegal and transgressors will be sent to the Tower of London to be beheaded.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We have a log-burner. It&#8217;s actually a dual-fuel fire. When it&#8217;s in use, it kicks out a lovely bunch of heat that not only fills<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}