{"id":13286,"date":"2020-08-17T08:08:00","date_gmt":"2020-08-17T07:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=13286"},"modified":"2020-08-16T20:09:29","modified_gmt":"2020-08-16T19:09:29","slug":"out-of-office-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=13286","title":{"rendered":"Out of office"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Lunchtime on Friday I set my out of office with words to the effect of &#8216;See you next month, bitches!&#8217; except couched in far more professional language, obviously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But all the good weather seems to have gone away, and the forecast for the next 2-1\/2 weeks is just pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We were supposed to be down in Cornwall (we being four humans and the two dogs) but after a lot of thinking and several conversations we decided not to risk it. So we postponed and moved the booking to next year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A difficult decision, obviously, but the right one given the beach where we were going would have been absolutely rammed with the kind of non-social-distancing, non-mask-wearing people you wouldn&#8217;t want to be rubbing shoulders with. Because people are, obviously, idiots.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So my annual leave will be taken at home. Or will it?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We&#8217;ve got a couple of nights away this week, just to give the caravan its maiden voyage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And who knows? If that works out well then we might slip away for a few nights next week as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>And if it doesn&#8217;t work out well then we&#8217;ll come home, lick our wounds and sell the caravan. And the kids.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But not the dogs, obviously.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lunchtime on Friday I set my out of office with words to the effect of &#8216;See you next month, bitches!&#8217; except couched in far more<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}