{"id":134,"date":"2007-08-11T12:27:03","date_gmt":"2007-08-11T11:27:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=134"},"modified":"2007-08-11T12:27:03","modified_gmt":"2007-08-11T11:27:03","slug":"hangin-on-the-telephone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=134","title":{"rendered":"Hangin&#8217; on the telephone&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Had a call from Mr Vodafone.<\/p>\n<p>Mr V: <em>Hi Mr Jones, you know that your annual contract has expired?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mr J: Yes.<\/p>\n<p>Mr V: <em>Well, we&#8217;d like to keep you as a customer so if you&#8217;re happy with the handset we&#8217;d like to give you the next six months line rental at half price.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Mr J: Cool!<\/p>\n<p>Deal done, jobs a good &#8216;un (as they say in Manchester).<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Had a call from Mr Vodafone. Mr V: Hi Mr Jones, you know that your annual contract has expired? Mr J: Yes. Mr V: Well,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}