{"id":13829,"date":"2021-07-07T12:59:59","date_gmt":"2021-07-07T11:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=13829"},"modified":"2021-07-30T09:02:01","modified_gmt":"2021-07-30T08:02:01","slug":"creak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=13829","title":{"rendered":"Creak"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I really enjoyed getting out of bed and having to pop some painkillers and then hang around horizontally, waiting for them to take effect, before my body would allow me to flex sufficiently to enable me get dressed this morning.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yesterday&#8217;s extreme activities that brought this ailment upon me included such cutting edge pursuits as walking the dogs, Teams calls, updating project plans and other work documentation, more Teams calls and walking the dogs again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Obviously, I need to cut back on all these dangerous exertions and take up more sedentary pursuits.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I really enjoyed getting out of bed and having to pop some painkillers and then hang around horizontally, waiting for them to take effect, before<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":13864,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13829\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}