{"id":140,"date":"2007-08-12T11:41:22","date_gmt":"2007-08-12T10:41:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=140"},"modified":"2007-08-12T17:56:46","modified_gmt":"2007-08-12T16:56:46","slug":"more-doggy-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=140","title":{"rendered":"More doggy thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yep, it’s been over an hour since my last post and Millie’s still at it.<\/p>\n

So now I’m having ‘fix the doggy’ thoughts.<\/p>\n

Weedkiller-flavoured raw steaks pushed through next door’s letterbox fluttered through my head about half an hour ago.<\/p>\n

But that would be wrong so I’ve dismissed it.<\/p>\n

I mean, it’s not Millie’s fault that her two owners are totally rubbish human beings, is it?<\/p>\n

No, of course not.<\/p>\n

So I need to fix the owners, not the dog.<\/p>\n

Hmmm…<\/p>\n

hits head against the bed headboard<\/em><\/p>\n

I can’t do it.<\/p>\n

I can’t come up with a way forward.<\/p>\n

Robbed of sleep my brain is refusing to function.<\/p>\n

Suggestions\u00c2\u00a0please!<\/p>\n

B<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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