{"id":14097,"date":"2021-12-24T10:13:18","date_gmt":"2021-12-24T10:13:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=14097"},"modified":"2022-03-31T10:36:05","modified_gmt":"2022-03-31T09:36:05","slug":"hearing-voices-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=14097","title":{"rendered":"Hearing voices?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We do love our animals. All six of them. They&#8217;re family members and part child-substitutes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Like, I suspect, many pet owners, our animals talk to us in their own voices. Out of all of them, the dogs are the most talkative. And Chewie is the most chatty by a long way.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Robyn speaks like a Princess with a very slight lisp. This befits her status as a) the cleverest animal of them all, even cleverer than all of yours, and b) an actual Princess.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Chewie talks with a combination Jason Statham\/Bob Hoskins\/Ray Winstone voice. And he has the dirtiest, most sweary pottymouth ever. This voice came about because he has the biggest set of gonads we&#8217;ve ever seen.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In a rare photographic capture, I&#8217;ve actually caught him being both laid back and chatty. He&#8217;s so sweet!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/12\/20211024_105533v5.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14099\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We do love our animals. All six of them. They&#8217;re family members and part child-substitutes. Like, I suspect, many pet owners, our animals talk to<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14097","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14097","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}