{"id":14251,"date":"2022-02-16T12:04:46","date_gmt":"2022-02-16T12:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=14251"},"modified":"2022-03-31T10:36:04","modified_gmt":"2022-03-31T09:36:04","slug":"blogathon-16-22-now-where-was-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=14251","title":{"rendered":"Blogathon 16\/22: Now where was I?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There&#8217;s an Internet meme that says:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"444\" height=\"438\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Forgetful.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Forgetful.png 444w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/02\/Forgetful-300x296.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 444px) 100vw, 444px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This morning I drove to the caravan (it&#8217;s kept at a place just outside the next village over there *points*). I had to drop off some things and bring home the leisure battery to stick it on charge for a few days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I got out of the car to open the chained gates and realised that I&#8217;d not brought the caravan keys with me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Again.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This is, I think, the third time this has happened. In the last year.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank goodness I leave the keys for the boat with the marina office, because a six-mile round trip because some dufus forgot to pick up the caravan keys is bad enough. A 300-hundred mile round trip would be terrible!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s an Internet meme that says: Well&#8230; This morning I drove to the caravan (it&#8217;s kept at a place just outside the next village over<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":14253,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14251"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14251\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}