{"id":1439,"date":"2009-04-06T08:31:37","date_gmt":"2009-04-06T07:31:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1439"},"modified":"2009-04-06T08:47:49","modified_gmt":"2009-04-06T07:47:49","slug":"sorry-im-late-i-needed-a-poo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1439","title":{"rendered":"Sorry I&#8217;m late, I needed a poo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A long commute can be very beneficial. I get free WiFi, a 13 amp socket, free breakfast, free copy of The Independent and sufficient space to crack on with some work.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not all fun and games though.<\/p>\n<p>Toilet activities.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, although there&#8217;s a toilet and a basin to wash your hands afterwards, you really wouldn&#8217;t want to sit in there and lay a log, would you?<\/p>\n<p>You really wouldn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>But because the travel time is lengthy, it&#8217;s important that one doesn&#8217;t start the journey when there might be something, ahem, in the pipeline.<\/p>\n<p>On those occasions I stay at home longer than I would until business gets *cough* taken care of.<\/p>\n<p>So boss, I&#8217;m sorry I was a little tardy this morning.<\/p>\n<p>But believe me, I feel so much better for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A long commute can be very beneficial. I get free WiFi, a 13 amp socket, free breakfast, free copy of The Independent and sufficient space<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1439","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1439"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1439\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1439"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1439"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1439"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}