{"id":1445,"date":"2009-04-08T13:33:55","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T12:33:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1445"},"modified":"2009-04-08T18:10:21","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T17:10:21","slug":"oh-is-it-lunchtime-already","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=1445","title":{"rendered":"Oh. Is it lunchtime already?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>That would account for the feeling of ravenous hunger then.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So.<\/p>\n<p>Sainsbury&#8217;s then.<\/p>\n<p>The Sainsbury that is dangerously close to my primary lair in Westminster is my normal lunch-time buying place.<\/p>\n<p>I realise this is going to categorise me as having a lack of imagination (bring it on!) but I don&#8217;t think that my daily lunch of Vegetarian Big Breakfast sandwich, 0.5Kg of fruit, bottle of fruit juice and *cough* small bar of Cadbury&#8217;s Caramel, accompanied by a Medio Latt\u00c3\u00a9 from Costa is too exceptional,\u00c2\u00a0 do you?<\/p>\n<p>So why is it that today, when I&#8217;m in another building (in gloriously quaint Southwark) that the local Sainsbury doesn&#8217;t carry said Vegetarian Big Breakfast sandwich?<\/p>\n<p>Yes I can have my 0.5Kg of fruit and my bottle of fruit juice and my *cough* small bar of Cadbury&#8217;s Caramel. I can even have a Medio Latt\u00c3\u00a9 from the Costa that is co-located in this building!<\/p>\n<p>But no, there is no (and there will continue to be no) Vegetarian Big Breakfast sandwich.<\/p>\n<p>No free-range egg, vegetarian sausage, lettuce, mayonnaise and tomato relish filling, delightfully sheltering between two slices of&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Well, you get the picture I&#8217;m sure.<\/p>\n<p>I looked at the only real alternative, a Cheese Ploughman&#8217;s sandwich (and briefly wondered why a ploughman would be made of cheese. I mean, that wouldn&#8217;t be very practical would it? How would he do the ploughing if he was made of cheese? Eh?) but my heart just wasn&#8217;t in it.<\/p>\n<p>Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>Enthusiasm waned.<\/p>\n<p>And the devil caught me in my moment of weakness and whispered his seductive but twisted words in to my ear.<\/p>\n<p>And I succumbed.<\/p>\n<p>So lunch today will be a bottle of fruit juice, a Medio Latt\u00c3\u00a9 from the Costa and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A pot noodle.<\/p>\n<p>I feel ashamed.<\/p>\n<p>But to make up for my shame, I am forgoing the small bar of Cadbury&#8217;s Caramel.<\/p>\n<p>It felt like the right thing to do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That would account for the feeling of ravenous hunger then. So. Sainsbury&#8217;s then. The Sainsbury that is dangerously close to my primary lair in Westminster<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}