{"id":14535,"date":"2022-04-30T10:22:06","date_gmt":"2022-04-30T09:22:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=14535"},"modified":"2022-05-01T08:33:18","modified_gmt":"2022-05-01T07:33:18","slug":"thats-handy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=14535","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s handy!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Warning: graphic image follows below<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Last Friday evening I spent an entertaining five hours in the local A&amp;E department.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Just before midnight I saw a triage nurse who said &#8216;stitches&#8217;. I was pointed in the direction of a theatre nurse who chatted to me about various things, whilst happily stitching me up (in a medical kind of way).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Anyway, yesterday evening, just a week after they were put in, I went to the local health centre and a nice nurse (Emma) removed the stitches. As she worked she asked about how my injury occurred.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8216;I jumped into a brook to rescue a dog that was stuck in the mud. When I had hoiked the dog out and up onto the bank of the brook, 2m above, I had to pull myself up the sheer bank on branches. And that&#8217;s how I did this.&#8217;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220422_161900-768x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-14536\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220422_161900-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220422_161900-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220422_161900-1152x1536.jpg 1152w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220422_161900-1536x2048.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220422_161900-1170x1560.jpg 1170w, https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/04\/20220422_161900-scaled.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Warning: graphic image follows below Last Friday evening I spent an entertaining five hours in the local A&amp;E department. Just before midnight I saw a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":14539,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14535\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/14539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}