{"id":14566,"date":"2022-05-18T18:19:40","date_gmt":"2022-05-18T17:19:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=14566"},"modified":"2022-05-18T18:21:18","modified_gmt":"2022-05-18T17:21:18","slug":"insert-sound-of-pooping-myself-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/?p=14566","title":{"rendered":"Insert sound of pooping myself here"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It&#8217;s that time of the year again, so I took the Ninja off to the nice people at Chris Walker Kawasaki for her annual check-up and service. Obviously she got the double thumbs up. But while I was talking to Mr Walker himself about something else, he mentioned in passing that I don&#8217;t have the engine output on the maximum power setting. It was on low output. I made a mental note to turn it up when I got home (and duly did).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">However, the peculiar thing is, it must have been on low output since I got her. Do you know the speeds I&#8217;ve achieved on 60% of the power of that engine? Well&#8230; 185mph. On a private road, obviously. And do you know how rapid my departures from standing starts have been? Rapid, I can tell you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So it&#8217;s going to be interesting to see what we get on 100% of the engine output, innit?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s that time of the year again, so I took the Ninja off to the nice people at Chris Walker Kawasaki for her annual check-up<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":13487,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14566","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-stuff","two-columns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14566","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14566"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14566\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13487"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14566"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14566"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brennigjones.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14566"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}